Met her at a hotel, somewhere up north
She asked if I was into new things, I said: Of course!
So we went down to what she said was her home
Next thing you know I had something
that looked like a cigarette
Hanging out the left corner of my mouth
And I asked her: Is this a normal cigarette?
She's like, she asked me: Don't you feel it yet?

I pondered on the question for a minute
I made a gesture with my hands to let her know I was into it
Then I was distracted by a strange white figure
Standing right behind me, breathing down my neck
I got a hot flash and sweat
She asked me once again: Don't you feel it yet?
And I, I said: Feel, feel what?
And then I said something along the lines of

Ah!
Feels
Upside brain
Feel a little not alright
Sometimes when I think I'm okay
I hands down form the size a little, backwards

Now two to three minutes later I looked down at my phone
And realized I had been there for two weeks
I stood up and told her: It's about time for me to leave
She looked back at me and said
Is that something you truly believe?
I looked down and was horrified to realize my legs
Had been replaced by four wooden pegs
I was in absolutely no pain
But I felt a little uncomfortable
about how comfortable I now imagined
it would be to sit down upon my body
And at that point it was obvious
I'd transformed into a piece of furniture
I tried to confront her
I opened my pillow and asked her
What the fuck was in that cigarette?
She looked back at me and asked: Do you feel it yet